I know the maths that count; bacteria + bacteria = bacteria.
No you don't know what counts. You obviously don't know anything about what you are discussing. But above all, 160 years after the Wilberforce-Huxley debate, creationists have still zero science to offer, and only mockery.
And so Thomas Huxley's answer still resonates:
"If the question is put to me would I rather have a miserable ape for a grandfather or a man highly endowed by nature and possessed of great means of influence and yet who employs these faculties and that influence for the mere purpose of introducing ridicule into a grave scientific discussion, I unhesitatingly affirm my preference for the ape."