EvC Forum: And you guys thought I was worthless...

MY Offer was personally revealed to me by the lord Jesus Himself--in a dream! A couple of months ago, we bought an old health club that had been shut down and we started our church there. We call it the Church Of The Risen Heart Rate. The Lord personally told me to help you for free. Here is what He told us to do.
1) That you will give us your credit cards and we will pray over them, rebuking all spirits of manipulation and control.
2) That you will renounce all ties with China.(Satan)
3) That after you have been set free (forr free) you give us a generous "love offering".

Included at no charge is 7 prayer hankies...one for each day of the week.
A Quart Bottle of anointing oil. Rub this on your forehead daily and claim freedom.
And a genuine Get Out Of Hell Free Card. Laminated.

But hurry. The Lord will not tarry more than a week in this offer.

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." ~Mark Twain "
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We must realize that the Reformation world view leads in the direction of government freedom. But the humanist world view with inevitable certainty leads in the direction of statism. This is so because humanists, having no god, must put something at the center, and it is inevitably society, government, or the state.- Francis A. Schaeffer

The whole war between the atheist and the theist comes down to this: the atheist believes a 'what' created the universe; the theist believes a 'who' created the universe.
- Criss Jami, Killosophy

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