A while ago I had this converstion with a young fellow on another forum:
He: Do you live in Canada?
Me: Yes.
He: Do you live in a province that's easy to draw?
Me: Yes.
He: Do you live in the biggest city?
Me: No, the second biggest.
He: Do you live on the south side of the creek?
Me: No.
He: Then you're not my next-door neighbour.
With the wind chill, it's been in the minus 40 (Celsius) range for a few weeks now. Our power plants are winterized.
We had a power outage a while back for an hour and a half. Usually, a power outage around here lasts twenty minutes.
Our electric utility is government-run.
"I've been to Moose Jaw, now I can die." -- John Wing