like your talking pretty hot waters
Yeah, we know. Hot enought to steam-sterilize the Earth - including Noah and his little Ark.
on the trailing side, as the earth continued to press on at 60,000 mph, the rocks got left behind, etc...
That's not how it works. If the rocks leave an Earth going 60,000 mph, then they keep going 60,000 mph. This is basic physics - "objects in motion stay in motion until acted upon by an outside force."
guess its not much of a reach for water to press upward, pressing outward, pushing rocks into increasing orbits until the size of the rocks were too small to remain in orbit, etc...
A vertical stream is not going to put anything in orbit. When the steam falls off what you put up is coming right back down. (You have no idea how stuff gets into orbit, do you?)