I think we have some entries for the creationist strawman thread, ladies and gentlemen...
1. Random chances are involved in genetics: you never know what traits a child inherits from his parents. But indeed Darwin was wrong about some matters on inheritance. That's why we don't teach
Origin of Species but the modern synthesis, which includes genetics.
2. Has nothing to do with biological evolution.
3. 2LoT does not apply to open systems, which the Earth is.
4. Indeed, Pasteur showed that mice did not spring from rubbish heaps and such. Fortunately, abiogenesis is not about that.
5. The chance of your DNA appearing would be about 1 : 4^3000000. Do you not exist or is something from with these probability calculations?
6. While there is still a lot to find out, there's no evidence now that causes any problems for evolution
7. There are a lot of transitional fossils.
Hers's a bunch of them.
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