I am more confused after 6 pages. I know gravity is the "gluey force" which holds me to the ground.
Gravity isn't a "force." That is Newtonian physics, and about 100 years old, as a concept.
But what the heck is it? Damnit I wish someone knew.
I think you meant to say "damnit I wish I knew what it was."
Gravity is the effect of mass density curving spacetime. That is what gives the impression that it is an "attracting" force.
Here's a quick video that explains it with an easy to follow analogy.
Hope this helped,
- Oni
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