As "impressive" as your arguement is, may I suggest you actually read a bit on TOE? Scientifically, evolution has borne out time and again in a wide array of experiments. Pick up any book on biology, microbiology, genetics, ect, and see the impact that TOE has had on life sciences.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/ev_publi.htm
Here is an interesting link. It is a poll about the publics beliefs about evolution and creationism. Overall, it says 47% polled believe in creation, vesus 49 % who accept TOE (theistic and non-theistic evolution combined). However, it will be interesting to note that scientists in the life and earth scientists only have 0.14% who accept creationism! Likewise, the more educated a person is, the less likely they are to believe in creationism. I wonder if that is simply a mistake? What do you think? Must be brainwashing.