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Percy Member  Posts: 18801 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 2.2
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Actually, the Red Sea was parted using batteries Rocket stole from the Egyptians. The angel with the flaming sword was Yondu and his arrow. The pillar of smoke and fire was Ego. Moses and his people were assisted in crossing the Red Sea by Rocket, and protected from fear by Mantis. The Egyptian army was wiped out by Sovereign drones. I am Quill and can fill you in on anything else you need to know. --Percy Edited by Percy, : No reason given.
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ringo Member  Posts: 17152 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 2.2 |
Forced perspective and trompe l'oeil. I just saw Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade again the other day. The bridge across the chasm was there all along. It was painted to blend in with the walls of the chasm. And our geese will blot out the sun.
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Arkangel Daniel Member (Idle past 183 days) Posts: 20 Joined: |
Arkangel is spelt ARK not ARCH like the Ark. That is how we spell it.
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Arkangel Daniel Member (Idle past 183 days) Posts: 20 Joined: |
The types of Angels in Heaven: the 1st type are batch Angels and they are just under 4 feet tall. The first Batch were called "Gabriel". How Angel's are created in batches is the same as how God was created, a similar process involving elements including worm hole element and gravity element and a chamber. There are 5000 Angels per batch. Satan was originally from the 2nd Lucifer batch. I'm a natural born Angel my Father is Non and my Mother is Rebecca and my oldest brother is Joshua who also came to Earth during the Exodus. Arkangels are soldiers/police in heaven and are 12-15 feet tall, slim or solid build. Arkangels can pick up any weapon and use it and have a lot of capabilities. The technology is very advanced in Heaven although early history everyone was living in caves. Some other interesting details God is just under 4 feet(exactly the same height as all the Angel's from the Batches), Jesus is 6 foot 7, Mary is from the Angela Batch and just under 4 feet. There is no such thing as a 'cherubim' or 'seraphim'. The Humankind were created in batches exactly like the Angels Batches and delivered to Earth by Spaceship after Noah's flood, prior to that only Angels were on Earth. I am the Arkangel Daniel and I am from Heaven.
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Arkangel Daniel Member (Idle past 183 days) Posts: 20 Joined: |
Actually I was the guy with the flaming sword and I was there the whole time. The problems we had were associated with Aaron who was possessed by Satan hence the terrible laws and starvation due to massive sacrifices for no reason. There was also 12 laws not 10 inside the covenant box. I am the Arkangel Daniel and I am from Heaven.
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Tangle Member  Posts: 7012 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 3.8 |
I suppose it's good that our hospitals have internet access but I don't see why should have to suffer for it. Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
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vimesey Member  Posts: 972 From: Birmingham, England Joined: Member Rating: 5.5
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Oh I see - you're equating it with the Ark. Well, we don't have arks any more, but we do have other water vessels. You could rename yourself Yachtangel, or Speedboatangel, or Aircraftcarrierangel. Best, I think, would be Steamerangel, but you'd have to have a working knowledge of English slang to fully appreciate its appropriateness. Edited by vimesey, : No reason given. Edited by vimesey, : No reason given. Could there be any greater conceit, than for someone to believe that the universe has to be simple enough for them to be able to understand it ?
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Arkangel Daniel Member (Idle past 183 days) Posts: 20 Joined: |
So another few miracles and an explanation scientifically how it was done. Walking on water: to do this a dimension was created with its floor lined with water then the holographic special effects were overlaid showing the dimension and blending it with the surrounding water and sky. Telepathy through the Holy Spirits representative made Jesus confident while walking on the water as it is very unnatural to walk on water. A worm hole was used to enter and exit the platform dimension and also for Jesus to hold Peter's hand when Peter tried to walk on water. Hiding the rainbows was done by the Holy Spirit using a holographic overlay showing only what was behind the rainbow until after Noah's flood. This holographic overlay consists of worm holes of particles of light and is holographic in nature but is 100% when used properly it is called Angelvision and is also features in other miracles such as the burning bush. I am the Arkangel Daniel and I am from Heaven.
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ringo Member Posts: 17152 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 2.2
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You might want to try a new invention of mine; I call it "paragraphs". You might also want to back up some of your nonsense with facts. Edited by ringo, : Fixed quote. And our geese will blot out the sun.
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Arkangel Daniel Member (Idle past 183 days) Posts: 20 Joined: |
Bit hard to do since I am the only guy here from Heaven. Someday there will be videos of this stuff to support it. But what is interesting is there is more: The 5 loaves and 3 fishes how it was done. It was already known prior to the event that the people would turn up to see Jesus and exactly how many. This miracle was preplanned as are all miracles so the big picture is Jesus entire life historically was planned right up to crucifixion. His mission on Earth was to introduce the ability for Humankind to go to Heaven when they died with Christianity. So the 5 loaves and 3 fishes was carried out by the Holy Spirit teleporting the bread and fish through worm holes to Earth. The bread was freshly baked that morning and the fish was from Heaven.(God, Mary, Angels and people can eat fish and other food in Heaven) How to turn water into wine: What happened after Jesus died on the cross:
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Tanypteryx Member  Posts: 2277 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 4.5
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I vote for Aircraftcarrierange. It just rolls off the tongue. What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq
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Tangle Member Posts: 7012 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 3.8
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Boatymacboatfaceangel. Gottabe. Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 2277 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 4.5 |
When you're right, you're right. What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq
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AdminPhat Administrator  Posts: 1917 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined:
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I am from earth. We all enjoy your stories. They need to have a topic of their own, however, so as not to throw other topics off. When on earth, one must play by earth rules. Forum Guidelines Please message me (button up top) and we can discuss your writing topic. There will be no more random posts from you, however...unless in so being an Angel you have the power to override me. In which case this will become even more interesting.
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AZPaul3 Member  Posts: 4415 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 3.3 |
If we ignore Danny boy will he just go away (a good thing?) or is the comedic value worth suffering through the obvious psychosis? Besides, I have my doubts someone could be this damaged and still operate through life for very long so I suspect his sincerity along with his sanity. Still, he is, in a mind-numbingly demented way, somewhat entertaining. So in this case ... fun or sanity. We get to choose one. Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.
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