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simple 
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Message 226 of 263 (202025)
04-25-2005 12:17 AM
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04-25-2005 12:10 AM


bible code
quote:
have you ever even read the Bible?
Most of it. But it is coded, and can only be understood with His help. So unless one is a christian, one really has a very limited understanding of it's real meanings. Even then, apparently, there are some slow starters!

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Message 227 of 263 (202026)
04-25-2005 12:23 AM
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04-25-2005 12:17 AM


Re: bible code
simple writes:

Most of it.

ROTHFLMAO
Well, when you've read it cover to cover, word by word, twenty or thirty times, come back. Perhaps by then you will have learned what's in it.
Are there any Bible thumpers that have actually read the damn BOOK?

Aslan is not a Tame Lion

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Message 228 of 263 (202027)
04-25-2005 12:32 AM
Reply to: Message 227 by jar
04-25-2005 12:23 AM


Re: bible code
I've read it cover to cover several times... if that counts at all. To me, the OT is a lot more interesting than the NT.

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simple 
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Message 229 of 263 (202041)
04-25-2005 1:50 AM
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04-25-2005 12:23 AM


Re: bible code
quote:
Well, when you've read it cover to cover, word by word, twenty or thirty times, come back. Perhaps by then you will have learned what's in it.
Am I remembering wrong here, weren't you a Hindu? Maybe I got the name wrong or something. Why would it matter? Welll, if it were so, why would one read the bible over and over? If not, sorry, must be someone else.
I don't find all the the bible that interesting. I like the New Testament, Psalms, Proverbs, Isiah, and some Genesis. But all the Leviticis type stuff, is of very limited interest to most people.
To me, it's like saying, don't you pray? It doesn't count to just talk to God sometimes, you have to keep chanting, and sailing around some prayer beads to really have it count! The devil read the bible a lot, I guess, he quoted it to Jesus!

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simple 
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Message 230 of 263 (202042)
04-25-2005 2:01 AM
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04-25-2005 12:14 AM


say what?
Ro 2:28 - For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh:
Ro 2:29 But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God.

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arachnophilia
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Message 231 of 263 (202052)
04-25-2005 2:56 AM
Reply to: Message 219 by simple
04-25-2005 12:02 AM


Re: discombobulated
You're grasping at straws.
no, my pet lion is too busy eating them.
I suggest your detectors of spiritual do not work well, if they exist.
no, it works perfectly. but my ignorance detector works even better. and frankly, you have not presented any clear ideas about the bible, at all.
King of the Jews, to be precise. Also King of all men.
so he was jewish then?
The Lamb of God who sacrificed His Own life knew nothing of it? Ha
ok. find me a quote attributed to jesus that specifically outlines his plan for salvation. something along the lines "ok, i'll die, and then rise again, so that when you believe i did that, god will forgive your sins."
because even the name "lamb of god" disagrees with your argument. lamb of god implies abraham and isaac, when abraham tells isaac that god will provide a lamb when they get up the mountain. which of course, is a lie at the time, as god had told abraham to sacrifice isaac, not a lamb. thankfully, god decided he was just testing abraham's faith, and prevented the human sacrifice.
because of this specific passage, human sacrifice is especially abhorent to jews. but john is referring to this when he calls jesus that -- he's saying that jesus is giving himself in our place.
now, can you find jesus saying any such thing?
I disagree. It is what it is, for what the I Am saw!
that's great. so now we're just gonna take verses out of context, attribute them to the wrong speaker, and, most importantly, use the name of god in vain. hey, we've crossed the line from intellectual dishonesty (possibly out of ignorance) to BREAKING THE FIRST COMMANDMENT.
You're way out in left field here.
am i? it's the standard belief of the people WHO CAME UP WITH THE WORD. http://www.faqs.org/...FAQ/06-Jewish-Thought/section-36.html
Redesign? It's already designed, we are just in a temporarily discongobulated state.
yes, and to go for your supposed "perfect" state in the garden of eden where decay doesn't happen to this "imperfect" state where everything utterly relies on death and decay would take massive adaptation and redesign. so take your pick, a second creation that's not in the bible, or evolution.
No indication? Well, long as you can see it at one end, thats the main thing.
no. in the bible. where is it indicated in the bible that god re-created everything in response to adam's trangression?
book, chapter, verse?
At least you might agree the sun will not burn out, even if you can't agree that cosmic pre sun light was merged light.
actually, the standard reasoning is that there was no need for a sun -- god lit it personally. as for the sun going away, i may not have read revelation very carefully, but:
quote:
Rev 7:16 They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat.
quote:
Rev 21:23 And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb [is] the light thereof.
quote:
Rev 22:5 And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.
not to mention the bits that jesus himself said about the heavens passing away.

אָרַח

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Message 232 of 263 (202053)
04-25-2005 2:58 AM
Reply to: Message 227 by jar
04-25-2005 12:23 AM


Re: bible code
Well, when you've read it cover to cover, word by word, twenty or thirty times, come back. Perhaps by then you will have learned what's in it.
shit jar, i haven't even read that much of it.

אָרַח

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Message 233 of 263 (202055)
04-25-2005 3:01 AM
Reply to: Message 229 by simple
04-25-2005 1:50 AM


Re: bible code
simple writes:
quote:
Am I remembering wrong here, weren't you a Hindu?
Ignoring the question of jar's religious proclivities, why does that matter? Only a Christian would ever read the Bible?
quote:
Maybe I got the name wrong or something. Why would it matter?
Because if you don't know what the text says due to your not having read it in its entirety, you are in no position to give any sort of informed analysis of the text.
quote:
Welll, if it were so, why would one read the bible over and over?
Why would anyone ever read a book more than once? Are you saying you never have?

Rrhain
WWJD? JWRTFM!

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arachnophilia
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Message 234 of 263 (202056)
04-25-2005 3:06 AM
Reply to: Message 229 by simple
04-25-2005 1:50 AM


Re: bible code
Am I remembering wrong here, weren't you a Hindu? Maybe I got the name wrong or something.
you are. jar is a christian. and so am i.
Welll, if it were so, why would one read the bible over and over?
because it hard to get gleen everything from a 2000-some page library of books in the first pass.
I don't find all the the bible that interesting. I like the New Testament, Psalms, Proverbs, Isiah, and some Genesis. But all the Leviticis type stuff, is of very limited interest to most people.
really? personally, i find the second half of exodus to be a little boring (the part after they've described how they're going to build the temple, where they describe how they just build the temple) but the first half is great.
i also find paul to be a little tiresome. but i know many don't share that opinion. and chronicles is freaking DULL if you've already kings, considering they're almost exactly the same. (except in a few notable instances, one where it interchanges "satan" for "yahweh" of all things)
however, i find the leviticus stuff fascinating. i spent a good portion of the book trying to figure out exactly what they were talking as far as leprosy (considering that building could catch it). i find the antiquated religious rituals and terms or levitical ritual cleanliness a thrilling peek in to an ancient society. plus, it's useful to know to use against the homophobes here.
however, there's a lot of interesting stuff in the old testament you're missing out on. the later prophets start to sound a little like jesus, too. ecclesiastes is a good book, job is a really interesting philosophical discourse, and song of songs... well, is almost porn.
The devil read the bible a lot, I guess, he quoted it to Jesus!
yeah, and jesus quoted it right back.

אָרַח

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Message 235 of 263 (202057)
04-25-2005 3:08 AM
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04-25-2005 12:08 AM


Re: Patriarcal?
"Called" I think is the word here.
so god doesn't love the jews anymore? he forsook his promises and covenants?
did you look the church of jesus christ, christian for me? i gave a google link...

אָרַח

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Message 236 of 263 (202222)
04-25-2005 1:33 PM
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04-22-2005 9:48 PM


Re: hard figures
Not wishing to be a pedant (he lied unconvincingly) but I think that is the heavens that Atlas is carrying on his shoulders, not the Earth. But your reply was still funny

The Tigers roared in Dublin - and I was there.

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Message 237 of 263 (202298)
04-25-2005 4:27 PM
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04-25-2005 1:33 PM


Re: hard figures
yes, that's quite true actually. if you look at the picture, you'd even notice that they are indeed the heavens and not the earth.
but yes, it was only meant to amuse. if you're paying attention to this thread, a sense of humor is more or less required.

אָרַח

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Message 238 of 263 (202326)
04-25-2005 5:28 PM
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04-25-2005 4:27 PM


Re: hard figures
if you look at the picture, you'd even notice that they are indeed the heavens and not the earth.
Look really close and you'll see he's standing on the back of a giant turtle...
(Sorry, It's still early here.)

Mat 27:5 And he went and hanged himself
Luk 10:37 Go, and do thou likewise.

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Message 239 of 263 (202332)
04-25-2005 5:43 PM
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04-24-2005 10:40 PM


NO one has yet to prove that the Bible is inconsistent or inaccurate
Dear Arachnophilia;
it can be THOROUGHLY demonstrated that the bible is not even internally consistent, let alone accurate.
NO one has yet to prove that the Bible is inconsistent or inaccurate, time and time again, such claims have been proven false. The reason such claims are made despite the evidence to the contrary is simple. (2 Corinthians 4:3-4) "If, now, the good news we declare is in fact veiled, it is veiled among those who are perishing, among whom the god of this system of things has blinded the minds of the unbelievers, that the illumination of the glorious good news about the Christ, who is the image of God, might not shine through."
Pro 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
Pro 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.
now, do you think proverbs is part of god's definitive philosophy on how we should live our lives? or is a collection of traditional sayings of the people of ancient israel and judah? if it's the first option, why couldn't god give us a clear answer on whether we should ignore fools or rebuke them? or at least when to do one, and when to do the other? in fact, one of these sayings seems to be the ANSWER to the other one, doesn't it?
if it's the word of god, we have a real problem in this verse. god can't make up his mind! if it's the words of men, we don't have too much of a problem, do we? it's just some sayings they had. and they're both SORTA true, aren't they? maybe the truth in both statements comes from god, but the words themselves do not.
I answered this once before for you, and now you post it again, you are displaying a flat learning curve. The answer was so simple and so basic I was shocked that you even asked it the first time. If you really want to know the answer, reread that post, maybe the effort of having to search for it will help you remember the answer this time.
they shut down EVERY temple in judah in except the temple in jerusalem. it's on this standard of jerusalem being the ONLY house of the lord that every king of israel is judged as unrighteous in the book of kings: this is the sin of jereboam.
quote:
Deu 12:13 Take heed to thyself that thou offer not thy burnt offerings in every place that thou seest:
Deu 12:14 But in the place which the LORD shall choose in one of thy tribes, there thou shalt offer thy burnt offerings, and there thou shalt do all that I command thee.
no other book in the torah has this. the evidence, quite frankyl, is that dueteronomy is an outright forgery from the reign ot josiah designed in part to point a finger at israel as idolators. if you want to debate that concept, i had thread about that that died from inactivity, so take it .
I don't see anything to debate about, the whole law code given to Israel was centered on worshipping Jehovah at the temple and the command given at Deu 12:13&14 is a repetition of the commands given earlier in Exodus.
(Exodus 23:17) "On three occasions in the year every male of yours will appear before the face of the [true] Lord, Jehovah".
(Exodus 34:23-24) "Three times in the year every male of yours is to appear before the [true] Lord, Jehovah, the God of Israel. For I shall drive the nations away from before you, and I will make your territory spacious; and nobody will desire your land while you are going up to see the face of Jehovah your God three times in the year."
The Israelites worship was centered on the tabernacle and later the temple, any offering made at another location while in the wilderness was viewed a worshipping another god and the penalty was death.
(Leviticus 17:3-5) "'"As for any man of the house of Israel who slaughters a bull or a young ram or a goat in the camp or who slaughters it outside the camp and does not actually bring it to the entrance of the tent of meeting to present it as an offering to Jehovah before the tabernacle of Jehovah, bloodguilt will be counted to that man. He has shed blood, and that man must be cut off from among his people, 5 in order that the sons of Israel may bring their sacrifices, which they are sacrificing in the open field, and they must bring them to Jehovah to the entrance of the tent of meeting to the priest, and they must sacrifice these as communion sacrifices to Jehovah."
(Leviticus 17:8-9) "And you should say to them, 'As for any man of the house of Israel or some alien resident who may be residing as an alien in YOUR midst who offers up a burnt offering or a sacrifice and does not bring it to the entrance of the tent of meeting to render it to Jehovah, that man must be cut off from his people."
Once they were in the promised land, the building of an altar was enough to raise suspicions of false worship and nearly caused a civil war.
(Joshua 22:10-16) "then the sons of Reuben and the sons of Gad and the half tribe of Manasseh built there an altar by the Jordan, an altar great in conspicuousness. Later on the other sons of Israel heard it said: "Look! The sons of Reuben and the sons of Gad and the half tribe of Manasseh have built an altar on the frontier of the land of Canaan in the regions of the Jordan on the side belonging to the sons of Israel." When the sons of Israel got to hear of it, the whole assembly of the sons of Israel were then congregated at Shiloh to go up for military action against them. . . . "This is what all the assembly of Jehovah have said, 'What is this act of unfaithfulness that YOU have perpetrated against the God of Israel in turning back today from following Jehovah by YOUR building for yourselves an altar, that YOU may rebel today against Jehovah?"
I suppose you will say that this history was all fabricated much later and the events are made up, but even that argument fails when you consider the fact that Jesus when replying to the Devil "It is written" quoted from the book of Deuteronomy. I see that in your other posts you state that you are a christian, if you believe Christ was the Christ, I don't see how you can reject Bible books as inspired when Jesus cited them as such. If you believe that Jesus didn't know any better, that would preclude Jesus from having come from heaven since then we would have known, and rejecting that would be in conflict with claiming to be a christian.
(John 3:13-16) "Moreover, no man has ascended into heaven but he that descended from heaven, the Son of man. And just as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, so the Son of man must be lifted up, that everyone believing in him may have everlasting life. "For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son,"
To call one's self a christian, you have to believe what he taught; that he was the son of God and came down from heaven to die for our sins and was raised from the dead and is alive in the heavens. If you don't believe that, then you can't say that you are a christian. To claim to be a christian, one at least has to believe what he said, just thinking he as a nice guy who taught some wise teachings doesn't make the definition of being a christian. (unless of course you want to use the definition of christian of 'a person who is a member of a christian religion', but then you would be a christian in name only and not in truth.)
I am cutting back on my time spent on this, it is spring and I have projects to do and I don't seem to be getting anywhere with you anyway. So my future posts if any will be somewhat reduced, unless you can really come up with something worth the time.
Sincerely Yours; Wm Scott Anderson

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MangyTiger
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Message 240 of 263 (202341)
04-25-2005 5:59 PM
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04-25-2005 4:27 PM


Re: hard figures
if you're paying attention to this thread, a sense of humor is more or less required.
Along with amazement, bewilderment, atonishment, disbelief, stupefaction.....
In a perverse way I've missed WILLOWTREE and buzsaw since they were banned, but this thread has provided entertainment on a par with anything they could provide.

The Tigers roared in Dublin - and I was there.

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