Why creationists panick...

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I dare anyone to prove that creation is wrong. Try it.

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Right after you prove that there are no invisible, intangible gremlins living in your rectum, singing their happy songs about the life-giving feces trees.Try it.Heck, while you're at it, prove that the universe was not created when Roger Ebert (who is actually a six-billion year old being) had too many beans for dinner, and farted the universe into existence. Or that life didn't form when Al Roker traveled back in time and ejaculated into the primordial ooze.Come on, man. Hit me hard.Prove I'm wrong.

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"It isn't faith that makes good science, it's curiosity."
-Professor Barnhard, The Day the Earth Stood Still

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couldn't you just call them colon clingers

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Sounds like a bran cereal.

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"It isn't faith that makes good science, it's curiosity."
-Professor Barnhard, The Day the Earth Stood Still

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But then where is the music coming from?

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Gremlinsdidit.

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And Al Roker? Pluueeeez...it was definitely Liberace.

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No way, guy. If it was Liberace, reptiles and fish would have had sequins instead of scales.

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"It isn't faith that makes good science, it's curiosity."
-Professor Barnhard, The Day the Earth Stood Still

Oh crap, we have a Wise infection. This thread is quarantined until further notice, people! Code red, this is not, I repeat NOT a drill!

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"It isn't faith that makes good science, it's curiosity."
-Professor Barnhard, The Day the Earth Stood Still