mark,
After lightly chopping herself a few times, the woman killed herself with the axe. A man came across the body while he was walking in the woods, quite innocently. He grabbed the axe in horror and surprise, getting his fingerprints on it. Then his carnal desires took over. He stripped off his clothes. He grabbed the dead womans hands and raked them over his body for purposes of sexual gratification. He then made love to her corpse. After his exertions, the man relaxed by planting a few fossils obtained from a triassic rock layer into a rock layer he knew to originate in the jurassic, and loosening the screws on the tripods of some astronomer's telescopes so that they mistakenly saw a red shift when they looked into the night sky. Then the police arrested him and he went to jail.
This happens all the time, it's a tragedy.
mick
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