subbie writes:
I have discovered a fifth force, similar in some ways to electromagnetism in that it is invisible, but acts nonetheless on objects that have mass. It is a field generated by a previously unknown element at the center of the Earth. I have named this element Substantium, in honor of myself, its discoverer, and the force is called Subbity.
Has this theory been substantiated?
And how did you get to the center of the Earth to find your sample, anyway?