I give the credit to Jesus who spoke to Himself on my behalf and modified the grand plans that He had designed for the Universe since before time began that I might have these few happy moments. It proly caused a drought somewhere and the misery of thousands if not millions.
I'll try to keep the substance: silliness ratio high.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
Thomas Jefferson