Another one from Hovnid's site:
One who has received only the slightest morsels of information about evolution might find resounding confirmation of its factual nature.
Although I think in-context, undoctored Hovnid quotes are the best argument against creationism you can make.
"Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read, 'To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous, and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.' The page has been universally condemned by church leaders."
-Rob Grant and Doug Naylor