I wasn't able to witness my birth, so clearly I have no evidence to suggest how old I am. I would trust my birth certificate, but everyone's watch could have been going many times too fast. I could go by the number of birthday parties that I've had, but for all I know, in the past my family might have held parties every day, or even multiple times per day, and made them look like birthday parties.
In short, while the evidence says I'm 23, I'm going to have to go with me being 3 days 8 hours old.
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