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Dan Carroll
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Message 256 of 301 (55736)
09-16-2003 10:31 AM
Reply to: Message 247 by crashfrog
09-16-2003 1:57 AM


Read Sandman straight through. It pisses all over American Gods.

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Cthulhu
Member (Idle past 5879 days)
Posts: 273
From: Roe Dyelin
Joined: 09-09-2003


Message 257 of 301 (55799)
09-16-2003 3:06 PM
Reply to: Message 254 by Mammuthus
09-16-2003 8:46 AM


Hey, since I'm the only diety in this thread, I actually have some insight to offer. That's Nyarlathotep in one of his 1000 Masks.
As for the eye...
I've been looking for that.
Cthulhu
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Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
[This message has been edited by Cthulhu, 09-16-2003]

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docpotato
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Posts: 334
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 07-18-2003


Message 258 of 301 (55813)
09-16-2003 4:23 PM
Reply to: Message 239 by Wise
09-16-2003 1:19 AM


You know Wise, you're absolutely right.
Galileo only published his book because the church told him to do otherwise. The church knew exactly how to manipulate him, they knew what made him tick. They knew "if we tell Galileo NOT to expose what we are telling people is THE TRUTH handed down by GOD and reveal that WE ARE KNOWINGLY LYING TO THE VERY PEOPLE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING, then he's GOING TO WRITE something in SIXTEEN YEARS and EXPOSE OUR FRAUDULENCE. Thus we are able to ENCOURAGE AND NOURISH SCIENCE by RESTRICTING it as it is OUR DUTY. Yeah, sure we may HAVE BEEN LYING TO THE PEOPLE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING, but that is GOD'S WILL. God's will is for his representatives on earth to LIE TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVED"
Isn't it funny how smart they were?
By the way I've got *five* different ancient texts that have accounts of the Trojan War by five different authors. They all include Gods other than yours. So the Trojan War happened and Zeus and Athena and the Olympians were real. No resurrections, but that wasn't included in your original "rule" of archaeology now was it?
We've got to assume that these texts are true because there's no proof that they're not. How do you account for this?

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JustinC
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Posts: 624
From: Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Joined: 07-21-2003


Message 259 of 301 (55817)
09-16-2003 4:59 PM


Yeah, I know its not Brian. I just need to rationalize how a person who thinks like this can exist, so the most logical conclusion is that someone's playing a joke.
JustinC

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Wise
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Message 260 of 301 (55818)
09-16-2003 5:08 PM
Reply to: Message 248 by JustinC
09-16-2003 3:27 AM


Also, after reading this thread for quite a while I think I've figured out who Wise is. It is none other than the one we call Brian. He's systematically setting up weak illogical positions for his alter ego, Wise, and then destroying them. Interesting nonetheless.
JustinC
LOOK
I KNOW not whence you speak
My positions are NOT only logical they ARE FACTUAL AND SUPPORTABLE.
Wise
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Brian
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Posts: 4659
From: Scotland
Joined: 10-22-2002


Message 261 of 301 (55819)
09-16-2003 5:12 PM
Reply to: Message 259 by JustinC
09-16-2003 4:59 PM


HI, LOL the weird thing is, I am here posting right after Wise!
I am gonna video myself for the next few hours just to make sure that Wise isn't my alter ego!
Brian.
PS, I knew your comment was tongue in cheek.

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Wise
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Message 262 of 301 (55821)
09-16-2003 5:15 PM
Reply to: Message 258 by docpotato
09-16-2003 4:23 PM


You know Wise, you're absolutely right.
Galileo only published his book because the church told him to do otherwise. The church knew exactly how to manipulate him, they knew what made him tick. They knew "if we tell Galileo NOT to expose what we are telling people is THE TRUTH handed down by GOD and reveal that WE ARE KNOWINGLY LYING TO THE VERY PEOPLE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING, then he's GOING TO WRITE something in SIXTEEN YEARS and EXPOSE OUR FRAUDULENCE. Thus we are able to ENCOURAGE AND NOURISH SCIENCE by RESTRICTING it as it is OUR DUTY. Yeah, sure we may HAVE BEEN LYING TO THE PEOPLE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING, but that is GOD'S WILL. God's will is for his representatives on earth to LIE TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVED"
Isn't it funny how smart they were?
God KNEW
he way I've got *five* different ancient texts that have accounts of the Trojan War by five different authors. They all include Gods other than yours. So the Trojan War happened and Zeus and Athena and the Olympians were real. No resurrections, but that wasn't included in your original "rule" of archaeology now was it?
We've got to assume that these texts are true because there's no proof that they're not. How do you account for this?
ALL at *once? Was there *500 at one time WITH catacombs?
Wise

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Wise
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Message 263 of 301 (55824)
09-16-2003 5:23 PM
Reply to: Message 255 by John
09-16-2003 10:13 AM


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Because the Gospel of Matthew reports that the Chief Priests, upon discovering that the body of Jesus was missing devised a plan.
PAYOLA !
They PAID the guards to say that the disciples came by night and STOLE the body !
And the story became WIDELY circulated !
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How is this in any way relevant?
BECAUSE, the chance of FAKED ossuaries would become very very real !
The soldiers were BEING PAID to SPREAD RUMORS !
Imagine this:
Soldiers get together and write some names on the ossuaries Like, Jesus, Mary and Joseph , place them in a tomb and say that Jesus's NEVER rose from the dead!
The ULTIMATE lie!
So in other words, the article you gave with such names on the ossuaries would indicate forgeries THUS VALIDATING the Scripture EVEN further !
Wise
Neat...uuhh?

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Brian
Member (Idle past 4986 days)
Posts: 4659
From: Scotland
Joined: 10-22-2002


Message 264 of 301 (55827)
09-16-2003 5:30 PM
Reply to: Message 263 by Wise
09-16-2003 5:23 PM


LOL, why didnt anyone ask the soldiers who were guarding the tomb why they didn't simply arrest the disciples who came to steal the body?
After all, it was Holy Week and no Jew would be able to carry a weapon, so what gives?
Brian.

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crashfrog
Member (Idle past 1494 days)
Posts: 19762
From: Silver Spring, MD
Joined: 03-20-2003


Message 265 of 301 (55854)
09-16-2003 6:50 PM
Reply to: Message 262 by Wise
09-16-2003 5:15 PM


ALL at *once? Was there *500 at one time WITH catacombs?
Well, I imagine that if you add up the Greeks and the Trojans, you get way more than 500. Plus I've heard that we have archeological evidence from the site of ancient Troy, so we know that city existed.
By your standards that's more than enough to "prove" that the Trojan War (complete with the Horse) happened, and that Zeus and the Pantheon exist.

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docpotato
Member (Idle past 5074 days)
Posts: 334
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 07-18-2003


Message 266 of 301 (55862)
09-16-2003 7:11 PM
Reply to: Message 262 by Wise
09-16-2003 5:15 PM


Yep. God knew. So, Wise... you are telling us that a God who knew the full truth would allow his representatives on Earth, the CHURCH to *lie* to people in HIS name? He allowed these representatives to claim that this *lie* was the God's Honest Truth of the universe and punish people with death who claimed otherwise?
quote:
I've got *five* different ancient texts that have accounts of the Trojan War by five different authors. They all include Gods other than yours. So the Trojan War happened and Zeus and Athena and the Olympians were real. No resurrections, but that wasn't included in your original "rule" of archaeology now was it?
quote:
ALL at *once? Was there *500 at one time WITH catacombs?
There were over 500 witnesses as I have described to you. I'm not sure what all at once means. The catacombs are pretty irrelevant. There weren't catacombs as far as I can see, but there was a pretty big wall!

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TheoMorphic
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Message 267 of 301 (55864)
09-16-2003 7:18 PM
Reply to: Message 262 by Wise
09-16-2003 5:15 PM


This topic seems to me analogous to a group of people hovering around a cage with a rabid animal with sticks... all taking their turns at poking the animal to see what it does...
so I’d like my turn now.
So Wise... if God has planned this all out, obviously he has planned out the increase in logical reasoning and thinking in the world, and the decrease of the power of the church... so why are you going against God's will? Stop getting in the way of progress (both of humanity and your religion)... Unless your opposition to claims that the bible should not be seen as a historical document is in some way part of God's plan too... but it seems like God and all of his creation is just one big giant oxymoron.

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Wise
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Message 268 of 301 (55869)
09-16-2003 7:42 PM


WITHIN the universe God continues to work and watch. He is everywhere at once and sees all and knows all. He is described in Revelation as having MANY eyes.
His eyes are ALWAYS watching. This Hourglass Nebula has Scientist GRAVELY confused. It has an [off center] object within that is theoretically impossible.
Behold:
PLEASE note the FACIAL STRUCTURE AROUND his eye. Notice the tremendous power generation.
AWESOME !
Wise
[This message has been edited by Wise, 09-16-2003]

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Cthulhu
Member (Idle past 5879 days)
Posts: 273
From: Roe Dyelin
Joined: 09-09-2003


Message 269 of 301 (55871)
09-16-2003 7:54 PM
Reply to: Message 268 by Wise
09-16-2003 7:42 PM


Hey! That's where my other eye went!
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Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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Wise
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Message 270 of 301 (55873)
09-16-2003 8:00 PM
Reply to: Message 267 by TheoMorphic
09-16-2003 7:18 PM


This topic seems to me analogous to a group of people hovering around a cage with a rabid animal with sticks... all taking their turns at poking the animal to see what it does...
so I’d like my turn now.
So Wise... if God has planned this all out, obviously he has planned out the increase in logical reasoning and thinking in the world, and the decrease of the power of the church... so why are you going against God's will? Stop getting in the way of progress (both of humanity and your religion)... Unless your opposition to claims that the bible should not be seen as a historical document is in some way part of God's plan too... but it seems like God and all of his creation is just one big giant oxymoron.
Going against Gods will?
Who, what, where?
Wise

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