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Author Topic:   Idiocy of the most amusing kind.....
funkmasterfreaky
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Message 72 of 91 (22295)
11-11-2002 7:41 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by joz
06-02-2002 1:12 AM


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Originally posted by joz:
Today I was at (don`t snigger) the Vermont dairy festival (a friend of the wifes family is running for governor so we were doing the political thing)...
So theres a guy from a baptist church there handing out pamphlets entitled "the dairy quiz" I will now quote verbatim question 8)
quote:
8)Cows were created by who?
A)Jesus
B)Mary
C)Allah
D)Evolution

Does any one else see the problem?
Can`t be A), within the Christian paradigm God created cows several thousand years before Jesus was born....
Even Catholics wouldn`t argue for Mary...
Evolution doesn`t "Create" per se and is not a "who" and therefore cannot be a legitimate answer to the question that was asked although if the wording was changed to allow non anthropomorphic solutions it would be IMHO the correct answer....
Which leaves us with C)....
The only internaly consistent answer....
Way to go you fucking baptist idiots you just endorsed Islam...
[This message has been edited by joz, 06-02-2002]

In genesis when refering to God it says we. And why because God is three parts Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Jesus was around in the beginning Jesus is God so he did create cows.
"John 1
1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2He was with God in the beginning.
3Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. " (niv)
continue to read the rest of the chapter it's pretty clear that the Word is Jesus.. who was in the beginning, and through whom all things were made.
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saved by grace
[This message has been edited by funkmasterfreaky, 11-11-2002]

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