That certain kind of Christian

My personal favorite is being told that I have no meaning to my life, no moral compass, and no concept of what it is to love.I usually just respond with something like, "Yep, that's why I like to start each morning by putting a gun to a nun's head, making her rape a puppy, and then shooting her anyway when she's done."After all, without God scolding me like a dissapointed parent, what possible reason could I have for doing otherwise?

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya

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She was beautiful and loved sex. (What else could you ask for at age 20 in college?)

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The phrase, "Eh... I don't really feel like going dancing tonight. Let's just stay in, play some Soul Blade, read comics, watch Conan, and screw."That's a direct quote from an ex-girlfriend. God damn, I miss college.

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya