Dear god:
Please send an extraterrestrial intelligent being to where I live. I believe that once some christians are aware that man is not alone that they'd stop hating me and start hating the aliens.
Thanks.
Yours truly,
Lam Nguyen
Lam Nguyen
(Future leader of the gay rights movement who will likely be shot by a homophobic christian.)
This message has been edited by Lam, 10-31-2004 07:23 PM
He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.