Did you know that taking the Bible at face value is a relatively new stance?
NONE of the church fathers took the entire Bible literally, they all interpreted the text to some degree.
I have stated before, and I hope if I am wrong I can be corrected, that I cannot find anyone who says to take the Bible at face value before Martin Luther in the 16th century.
Maybe other members know of someone, but I haven't seen any evidence.
This 'gimmick' of having to contort reality to make the Bible inerrant is actually the product of a weak faith, these people do not trust the words in the Bible, they NEED external evidence because their faith in its accuracy is so weak.
Imagine if they did find some evidence of Noah's flood, or an Exodus, or a Conqest, or a period of the Judges, or a united monarchy, or this or that, surely that would make Jesus' promises in the Bible just that little bit more believable.
Nope, Bible inerrancy = weak Christian.
Brian.