This is how it should have gone:
Bruce: How do you make someone love you without affecting free will?
God: Hahaha what a stupid question. Why do you think I made hell?
But, to the subject at hand,
How is love love or hate hate if God just says, "okay. love me."
Because god is omnipotent if he wants the love to be real then he can make it real. Of course this leads me into another question that I have been meaning to ask.
Why does god care whether the love is real or not, why does god care if I believe in him or not? Why is god so worried about the feelings of a small human living on a small planet that orbits around an uninteresting star in a universe that contains an unimaginable number of stars and planets? Why is he so threatened by us?
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