An omnipotent being would have an infinite number of penises (penes, penii), by definition. And infinite testicles.
He'd be capable of screwing everyone else and everything else at the same time.
Sounds a bit like our president!
Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith "as long as chance rules, God is an anachronism."~Arthur Koestler