Davidbat writes:
Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
I think this is the best subthread title I've ever seen on EvC. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
How the Lord got his Penus
Jehovah had a penis
He used it when with Venus
Also with Aphrodite
When she was feeling flighty
It made other gods annoyed
How his penis was employed
Odin said "it makes me sick
That Jehovah and his dick"
But when Athena Pallas
Heard of Jehovah's phallus
She laughed in sweet derision
(Greeks don't do circumcision)
"That's not a proper penis"
She said aloud to Venus
"If u takes away the i*
You just destroy penii"**
Through clumsy circumcision
And lack of Holy vision
The penis penus became
To God's eternal shame
But as for randy Venus
She liked the new word penus
She realized over time
It made a better rhyme
*eye
**Genuine Latin plural as Venus was Roman