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bluegenes
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Message 72 of 120 (810512)
05-30-2017 11:28 AM
Reply to: Message 67 by Davidjay
05-29-2017 7:21 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Davidjay writes:

So Yes, Jesus had a penus

We'll take that as gospel.

Jesus had a penus
Bullocks and an enus
He showed them to the faithfil
Who were forever gratefil.

Muthew: 5:14


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bluegenes
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Message 91 of 120 (810963)
06-03-2017 11:11 AM
Reply to: Message 86 by Davidjay
06-02-2017 12:13 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Davidjay writes:

The Lord has a penus and testicles

Davidjay writes:

Trinity Trinity Trinity, just the standard well known doctrine of three in ONE and EQUAL.

Are you suggesting three "penuses" in one, or one between the three?

It all sounds like heresy. An omnipotent being would have an infinite number of penises (penes, penii), by definition. And infinite testicles.

He'd be capable of screwing everyone else and everything else at the same time.

Do not seek to diminish and demean the powers of the Lord, infidel.


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bluegenes
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Message 94 of 120 (810973)
06-03-2017 12:45 PM
Reply to: Message 93 by jar
06-03-2017 12:35 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Davidbat writes:

Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles

I think this is the best subthread title I've ever seen on EvC. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

How the Lord got his Penus

Jehovah had a penis
He used it when with Venus
Also with Aphrodite
When she was feeling flighty

It made other gods annoyed
How his penis was employed
Odin said "it makes me sick
That Jehovah and his dick"

But when Athena Pallas
Heard of Jehovah's phallus
She laughed in sweet derision
(Greeks don't do circumcision)

"That's not a proper penis"
She said aloud to Venus
"If u takes away the i*
You just destroy penii"**

Through clumsy circumcision
And lack of Holy vision
The penis penus became
To God's eternal shame

But as for randy Venus
She liked the new word penus
She realized over time
It made a better rhyme

*eye
**Genuine Latin plural as Venus was Roman


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bluegenes
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Message 109 of 120 (811227)
06-06-2017 2:09 AM
Reply to: Message 96 by Davidjay
06-04-2017 9:36 AM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Davidjay writes:

No, it's the package that keeps on giving, even though you evolutionists try to neuter the truth and neuter opposition.

Why would we need to neuter an impotent opposition?

Davidjay writes:

I love winning, and I love proving that evolutionists can not stand the heat and are not packin, except for packin up and leavin...

What you actually do is continually make unsupported claims, then declare victory. That's like a five year old repeatedly stating that Santa Claus brings the Christmas presents, then childishly considering his unsupported declaration to be evidence or proof of the claim in itself.

"I win because I said it is so", says the kid, as he sticks his tongue out and stamps his foot.

Davidjay writes:

Onward Christian Soldiers. Jesus wins again.

And why? Because you said so.

Don't blame others for your inability to support creationist claims, your own impotence. You are self-neutered.


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bluegenes
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Message 119 of 120 (811633)
06-10-2017 2:24 AM
Reply to: Message 118 by Davidjay
06-09-2017 11:55 AM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testucles
Davidjay writes:

Nah, I and my wife of my youth have done our part and brought five new souls into the world via the Lords created method and his amazing and beautiful reproductive system......Thats the real BIG BANG....

I'm glad to hear about the fledgling jays, and that you've enjoyed at least five "BIG BANGS", but I was referring to the impotence of your "arguments", not your reproductive capacity.

David writes:

"Be fruitful and multiply"...... great math once you get the hang of it. Its easier than you think.... I mean addition is fantastic, but multiplying is even greater.... what a thrill, all by design. Amazing DESIGN..... never deny design....

Presumably the Lord's penus and teticules weren't intelligently designed. But does he follow his own advice to be fruitful and multiply, and use his reproductive apparatus (or apparatis) to produce godlets or demigods?

Or is it just decorative?


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