The Holy Spirit was female right? then why did Mary become pregnant by the power of the Holy Spirit?
And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.
The Holy Spirit and Mary had some lesbian affair? Or could it not actually be talking about physical sex?
Moses saw the Lord's hind parts or buttocks and He was too magnificient to have had Moses see His full frontal view..
Read it, at the burning Bush... on the Mount......Whao that was unintended but quite the imagery.
What? Where does the scripture imply that?
quote: Exodus 3:2 - 7
2 And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.
3 And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt.
4 And when the Lord saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I.
5 And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground.
6 Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.
7 And the Lord said, I have surely seen the affliction of my people which are in Egypt, and have heard their cry by reason of their taskmasters; for I know their sorrows;
Whao... where is that imagery that you state? Where does that say or even imply God's buttocks or frontal view?
Elsewhere you imply that Heaven is a huge orgy with God the Father himself having sex with everyone.
Your exegesis of the Bible is fully in the "crazy" category but borders on blasphemous.
Its hard to pick a "most bizarre" theme you have presented, but this has to be at the top for sure.
Whoever calls me ignorant shares my own opinion. Sorrowfully and tacitly I recognize my ignorance, when I consider how much I lack of what my mind in its craving for knowledge is sighing for... I console myself with the consideration that this belongs to our common nature. - Francesco Petrarca
"Nothing is easier than to persuade people who want to be persuaded and already believe." - another Petrarca gem.
Ignorance is a most formidable opponent rivaled only by arrogance; but when the two join forces, one is all but invincible.