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bluegenes Member (Idle past 1228 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Are you suggesting three "penuses" in one, or one between the three? It all sounds like heresy. An omnipotent being would have an infinite number of penises (penes, penii), by definition. And infinite testicles. He'd be capable of screwing everyone else and everything else at the same time. Do not seek to diminish and demean the powers of the Lord, infidel.
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ringo Member Posts: 18854 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 3.8 |
Where's the logic in that? It''s just an empty assertion. If genitalia are part of God's image and many animals have genitalia, then why are only humans created in God's image?
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jar Member Posts: 33122 From: Texas!! Joined: Member Rating: 4.6 |
Four penuses are fore warmed unless it is omni-impotence.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 1228 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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I think this is the best subthread title I've ever seen on EvC. It's the gift that keeps on giving. How the Lord got his Penus Jehovah had a penis It made other gods annoyed But when Athena Pallas "That's not a proper penis" Through clumsy circumcision But as for randy Venus *eye
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Rrhain Member (Idle past 623 days) Posts: 6349 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined:
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Nice, bluegenes!
But I think Davidjay is trying to say that: God has a penus. Rrhain Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine.
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Davidjay ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 1080 days) Posts: 1026 From: B.C Canada Joined: |
No, it's the package that keeps on giving, even though you evolutionists try to neuter the truth and neuter opposition.
I love winning, and I love proving that evolutionists can not stand the heat and are not packin, except for packin up and leavin... Onward Christian Soldiers. Jesus wins again. Edited by Davidjay, : No reason given. Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science. Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,
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Davidjay ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 1080 days) Posts: 1026 From: B.C Canada Joined: |
In the original Hebrew, many of the NAMES of the Lord, were translated simply to God. This over-simplification has caused
confusion in many cases but the translators tried to safeguard the HOL Y NAMES from the unworthy which by scripture was only intended for the High Priest and others close to His truth and His love. Any vile, vain, or loose lipped heathen who tried to use these names for their own purposes or unworthily were cursed for their improper usage. Consequently in Genesis, the very first chapter verse 26, when it says; II And GOD said' Let US make man in our image, and let them have, dominion over the Earth ". The word God replaced the Hebrew word ELOHIM, which means Gods and Goddesses. For as we should know by now, scripturally almost every ancient manuscript has the Holy Spirit as Feminine, and even the first He or letter H, in the sacred Tetragrammaton, Name of the Almighty, (YHWH) is feminine. Similarly, the Lord of Lords and King of Kings created angels, male and female before He created us, physical mortal males and then females. This is why it distinctly says, Let US, meaning the male and female creations and entity called God, make mankind not just a This could definitely go against your religion or church views or family views, but believe it or not God is complete, He is Jesus is not a sexist or a racist. He doesn't favour one sex over the other, or one nationality over the other. Anyone that says So the image of God is male and female, perfect compliment one of the other. Perfect triangles of the Trinity, making the Star of But if you don't believe in equality and think you are above the other sex, you truly do and will have future problems especially In His & Her Service According to the Father, Mother and Son David Jay Jordan PS) Now you know and have no excuse.. for not knowing.. Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science. Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,
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So you admit that the Son and the Holy Spirit are not God and therefore you deny Jesus and prove that you are really an atheist hiding in Christian clothing.
Davidjay admits that he denies Christ and is an atheist. Finally. But we all knew it already.
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Davidjay ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 1080 days) Posts: 1026 From: B.C Canada Joined: |
The Father, Mother and Son are one, and thats called the Trinity.
And that mystery is actually beyond us, because we can not fathom that degree of oneness when we are disjointed and not ONE excerpt in HIM. Deal with it and stop the horrible intentional mis-representation. But it does show, you are a p*********** s********. Now back to the topic of Adam packin Heat....... it concerns Adam having genitals for recreation after the Lord created the first couple and coupling method called sexual intercourse... (pity we cant discuss this... unless someone else proposes it). But as per usual let me expand the topic HEREIN, as EVE was packin HEAT as well. 98.6 degrees of heat and more WITHIN..... and they took one look at each other and there heat rose even more until they became ONE. And that electricity of life spark from the Lord created a new soul, a new body, and life started within Eve, as designed by the beautiful and loving and sexy Creator.... Now you know where human life began after the original Creation. Do cut and paste this truth to evolutionists who dont know where we came from.... Just a suggestion IMHO David Edited by Davidjay, : No reason given. Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science. Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,
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You don't like the taste of your own medicine?
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Davidjay ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 1080 days) Posts: 1026 From: B.C Canada Joined: |
Hmmm .... Rrhain writes
Well never heard it called that but she does have a sacred internal member both beautiful and functional, as thereIN it is called the Womb of God... where life started via her/his electricity together. Mathematically and design wise this amazing geometry of truth is within the Holy of Holies in the Temple Design of the Lord For the architecture of the physical temple parallels our beautiful functional spiritual temple as well., for we are made in the sacred IMAGE and DESIGN of the Lord of Lords...and His sexual body. The CUBE of the Holy of Holies has at its center the SPIRIT OF GOD or RAUCH of the LORD The doubling of this cube, the reproduction of 1 to 2, is the projecting out towards the Sun (eastward) making the Holy Place or double CUBE. So now you know from where we came from, from the Lord and from the Holy of Holies, and from the SPIRIT OF GOD, the Holy SPIRIT, and HER/HIS ELECTRICITY and reproductive beautiful functional sacred internal member.... And it was good.... and she was beautiful Edited by AdminPhat, : links removed. spamming will not be tolerated Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science. Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,
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ringo Member Posts: 18854 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 3.8 |
If the Holy Spirit has her own womb, why did she need Mary's to make Jesus?
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Davidjay ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 1080 days) Posts: 1026 From: B.C Canada Joined: |
Because Mary was a human and Jesus had to be physically to prove to ALL, that as a human His Principles worked, and He could endure like we can endure in face of persecution and death from the opposition. The Lord had to come in the flesh, to prove the spirit that ideals and principles always triumph over hate and theories and greed and jealousy and foolishness. Love always defeats hate and jealousy and denials. Jesus proved it with HIS LIFE and LOVE SEE and study and know the design of the Lord in our bodies Edited by Davidjay, : No reason given. Edited by AdminPhat, : link removed by AdminPhat. Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science. Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,
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Davidjay ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 1080 days) Posts: 1026 From: B.C Canada Joined: |
Evolutionists/atheists are dumb scienctifically as well as spiritually and mentally.
Their lack of wisdom and discernment is prevalent in science forums as well as spiritual forums HEREIN, for the proofs are HEREIN. They are consistently dumb and getting ********** Lets start a topic on bible verses against evolution... someone please propose it. Thanks.. Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science. Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,
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ringo Member Posts: 18854 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 3.8
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God made Adam and Eve without using a womb. He was taking a shortcut already by getting Mary pregnant. So it doesn't make any sense whatsoever for the Holy Spirit to have a womb.
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