Jesus: The Story Of A Woman Who Fooled The World
The woman is not jesus, its mary. She was obviously boning some other bloke and when she got up the duff, she knew she could fool her gullible husband into believing that she saw an angel who told her that she was to have god's child. Joseph, the fool believed her, along with the rest of Bethlehem.
When jesus grew up, he thought well being a carenters a pretty shitty job. I like magic, so he became a olden-day david blaine style street magician. He did the old water into wine trick and the over done 5 loaves and 2 fish (or was it 5 fish and 2 loaves???) to feed a bunch of people. He didnt make the statue of liberty disappear though did he?? eh? now david copperfield - there's a real idol.
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"Did I disappoint you? Did I leave a bad taste in your mouth?" - Bono
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