There are simply too many reports worldwide to dismiss UFO's - the only issues are who, what, and why.
And much like Christianity, UFOs are largely supported by drunk, inbred rednecks!
HA HA HA!
Okay, sorry, a bit over the line. But way too easy to pass up.
"Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read, 'To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous, and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.' The page has been universally condemned by church leaders."
-Rob Grant and Doug Naylor