these questions may seem rhetorical, but for background, i feel they are necessary:
are you real? and by saying your real, you mean also that you exist?
I am so glad we're not wasting posts in the other thread with this "20 questions" faux-Socratic method nonsense.
He fought for the South for no reason that he could now recall, other than the same one all men fought for: because he'd been a damn fool. -- Garth Ennis