Scholar, n.
A learned person. (Yup, I hold graduate and post graduate qualifications in psychology and cognitive behavioural therapy).
A specialist in a given branch of knowledge: a classical scholar.
One who attends school or studies with a teacher; a student. (Yup, I still study and as you can see my specialism is cbt).
A student who holds or has held a particular scholarship. (Yup, I'm currently funded by the UK National Health service to conduct research into the effects of worry in a primary care setting (would you like me to send you the research prop?)).
So we have an assertion/piss interface.
But enough of this dick waving: you lose.
Edited by Larni, : DVD extras.