The new teachings of Jesus

As a few here and many out in the world at large tell us, they are in contact with the Holy Ghost/Spirit, so I imagine a cheery chat might determine whether any additions might make the cut.HS: now we are going to set this Book straight, once and for all
Literalist: Huh?
HS: turn to page 1462. See the first verse? Add 'and HE did bless them all'
Lit: k
HS: drop the next verse. Never did like it
Lit: right
HS: now we ditch 'sheep' in the next line, because I told those first writers that it was 'goats'. Talk about it being hard to find good help
Lit: done
HS: now we come to the big add-ons----------------

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Funny how what we have of James and the Ebionites points to avoiding YOUKNOWWHO like the plague. :-p

Care to put a date on those 'church fathers', TL ?

I take it you don`t go along with the thoughts of some scholars that Eusebius was a master forger? :-p