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AZPaul3
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Message 4 of 81 (467550)
05-22-2008 10:29 AM
Reply to: Message 1 by cavediver
05-22-2008 4:56 AM


A number of years ago in the troughs of a pharmaceutically enhanced religious epiphany I actually divined the answer to this.
That was one powerful apple Eve presented. With the first bite Adam’s eyes grew wide with awareness as he gazed upon the naked Eve. He tried to swallow but the bite of apple got stuck in his throat. He was only saved when he realized the utility of this beautiful naked creature and gasped in anticipation lodging the piece of apple firmly in his neck away from his esophagus.
As she stood before him seeing his obvious state of erection Eve pointed and giggled, “Oh! A little dinky!”
Not just embarrassed but mortified Adam grabbed the nearest thing to cover himself. A fig leaf is really not much of a garment but it did the trick which means, of course, that Eve’s observation was pretty much correct. Still, with Eve standing there with those voluptuous curves, pert nipples and little golden patch of hair barely covering her parting labia majora Adam was in a bad way and had Eve cover herself as well.
The rest is history.
Edited by AZPaul3, : Stupid syntax clarification.

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