Very well done, Alan!
It normally takes considerably longer than two posts for a creotard to produce such a magnificent Gish Gallop. You are a true prodigy.
Evolutionists try to sell "macro-evolution" to undiscerning consumers...
Pray tell, where does one go to buy some evolution? I live in a town of about 50,000, and the biggest retailer here is Walmart. Do they carry it, or will I have to go to a big city and find a specialty retailer?
By changing words, evolutionists effectively advertise their "20 watt" theory as being "400 watts".
Ah! This suggests I can find it at an electronics store. Does Best Buy carry it? We have one of those in town. Or do I need to go to a more upscale electrics boutique? Is there an online outlet?
I think the first quote in my signature sums things up quite well as far as Alan's loggorhea is concerned.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat