This reminds me of a joke I heard last year.
Why do they always use women's names for hurricanes?
Because when they move in, they make your lives miserable. They make you afraid for your lives. Sometimes, they make you sleep in the basement rather than your bedroom. Sometimes, they make you go elsewhere to seek shelter and protection.
When they leave, they take your houses, pets, cars, money, and everything else they can grab with them.