God himself (represented by God-Man) explaining why it is silly to believe in Santa:
You actually believe in a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows you, loves you, and grants you wishes if you're good?!
Sounds to me like a transparent lie, to keep you in line! How childish of you to believe in that.
God-Man himself is a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows people, loves them, and grants them wishes if they're good (and represents a character that many in real life believe to be fictitious). The irony is killing me!
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It occurred to me that you didn't like my last contribution to this thread, either. Maybe you should just ignore my contribution.
Ah, now I understand. My apologies, gasby. Now I see why you didn't appreciate Apocamon. You have to be pretty familiar with North American Protestant eschatology, and even then you might not find it as funny as someone who actually lived fundamentalist. It is possible that as a former Baptists fundamentalist I will find things funny that others may not.