Essential Links ▼
Message Coding Help ►
Posts of the Month ►
Document Library ►
She asked, "What Bible story does this represent?"
The child pointed at the man and woman in the back of the plane and said, "That's Adam and Eve flying from the Garden of Eden."
"I see," the teacher said. "And who is the other fellow?"
The child answered matter-of-factly, "That's Pontius, the Pilot."
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
That's going to cut into my multi-tasking.
Five. One to handle the light bulb, four to rebuke the spirit of darkness.
Three will do in a pinch. It only takes two or three gathered in His name to rebuke the darkness.
Do Nothing Button
Copyright 2001-2018 by EvC Forum, All Rights Reserved
Version 4.0 BetaInnovative software from Qwixotic © 2020