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Topic: humor II
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 69 of 310 (328473)
07-03-2006 8:14 AM
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Reply to: Message 64 by Faith
07-02-2006 7:42 PM
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Re: Doonesbury on Creationism
The cartoon is pretty good.
Faith writes: Must be over twenty years since I thought Doonesbury had anything funny or true to say. But that's funny! 
God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ”Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’ --Ann Coulter, Fox-TV: Hannity & Colmes, 20 Jun 01
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 116 of 310 (341130)
08-18-2006 3:59 PM
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Reply to: Message 115 by Percy
08-18-2006 2:58 PM
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Re: For those who like tests...
The plaid shorts are a strong predictor.
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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 Doctor, did you write this? Both witty and wise--great kudos if you did, and pretty good kudos if you only found it. More than adequate, I'd say.
God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ”Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’ --Ann Coulter, Fox-TV: Hannity & Colmes, 20 Jun 01
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Au contraire. I read those abstracts. IOW, I can't believe how stupid those guys are, and they can't either.
God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ”Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’ --Ann Coulter, Fox-TV: Hannity & Colmes, 20 Jun 01
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Re: existential humor
Poof pastry! or Poofing Descartes before des hors d'oeuvres.
God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ”Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’ --Ann Coulter, Fox-TV: Hannity & Colmes, 20 Jun 01
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 161 of 310 (354603)
10-05-2006 9:51 PM
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Reply to: Message 158 by Mercury
10-05-2006 5:57 PM
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Re: Thriller + India = ....
It's The Thrilla in Calcutta! I love it! And the red suit, uh...vinyl? Rubber? Too loose for Spandex (great title for a novel)...
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Re: Evolution Is So Gay
Warning: contains nuts.
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Re: God-Man in Tom the Dancing Bug
Chiroptera writes: Message 212 of 218 12-10-2006 02:25 PM Reply to: Message 210 by Chiroptera 12-10-2006 02:12 PM Re: God-Man in Tom the Dancing Bug God himself (represented by God-Man) explaining why it is silly to believe in Santa:
You actually believe in a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows you, loves you, and grants you wishes if you're good?! Sounds to me like a transparent lie, to keep you in line! How childish of you to believe in that. God-Man himself is a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows people, loves them, and grants them wishes if they're good (and represents a character that many in real life believe to be fictitious). The irony is killing me! Added by edit: It occurred to me that you didn't like my last contribution to this thread, either. Maybe you should just ignore my contribution. Edited by Chiroptera, 10-Dec-2006 02:27 PM: No reason given. Chiroptera, you replied to yourself with a message about a character scoffing at belief in another character such as himself. Then you edited it to tell yourself to just ignore yourself. Way too meta. Funny, though. AbE: I thought the God-Man bit was funny, too. Edited by Omnivorous, : Pre-planned additional layer.
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. -Pierre De Beaumarchais (1732-1799)
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Re: Season Greetings
It's always good for a laugh when the simple mock their betters.
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. -Pierre De Beaumarchais (1732-1799)
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 258 of 310 (372355)
12-26-2006 7:16 PM
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Lennon Grabs Bush from Grave
Somebody has channeled John--maybe because of the just-released final pages from the Nixon era Lennon FBI file. If you haven't seen this already, enjoy!
I'M THE DECIDER (Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. -Pierre De Beaumarchais (1732-1799)
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 292 of 310 (383409)
02-07-2007 11:58 PM
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Reply to: Message 291 by Jaderis
02-07-2007 10:36 PM
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Re: My nephew's current favorite
That's wonderful. We have convulsed in the kitchen. Reminds me of Sesame Street.
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Re: Name a country starting with 'U'...
In public opinion surveys Americans regularly oppose passing the Bill of Rights, too: the contents are generally considered too "extreme". About as funny as a heart attack, I guess.
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Omnivorous
Member (Idle past 134 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 306 of 310 (384318)
02-10-2007 9:54 PM
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Reply to: Message 304 by Taz
02-10-2007 9:33 PM
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Re: Name a country starting with 'U'...
Taz writes: Have you heard about dihydrogen monoxide?  Yes. I support decriminalization. Desalination, even.
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