What? No blowjobs? Where are the blowjobs?
People were so naive back then.
no, they just couldn't SAY things like "blowjob." you have to read between the lines.
- show sincerity in your desire to please him
- have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the beadroom
- arrange his pillow, and offer to take his shoes. speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
- ...
you figure out what comes next. afterall, a good wife always knows her place. which is to say, "on her knees."
i'm telling you.