I work in production at a medical journal. Editing photographs of what happens to the human genitals when you have herpes on top of HIV, and there's nothing in your immune system holding back the herpes, has given me an almost superhuman ability to crack deadpan jokes on things that make my stomach turn.
How I apply this to the forum should be obvious.
"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert