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CK Member (Idle past 4158 days) Posts: 3221 Joined: |
I thought this site was quite good in a gentle (with an underlying serious point) take on ID and "alternative" creation theories.
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Anyway Scientists support it, so it must be true!
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cavediver Member (Idle past 3673 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined: |
Wiping the tears from my eyes...
Thanks for that, Charles. Perfect end to a hard day's work Now, where's my full pirate regalia...
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1374 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
i love the replies from the kansas school board. it seems the majority didn't get it. that's irony at it's best.
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CK Member (Idle past 4158 days) Posts: 3221 Joined: |
I like this quote:
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Silent H Member (Idle past 5849 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: |
It took a day before I could access it (not sure why), but it seems a very worthy entree, I mean entry, into science education.
I was particularly struck by the amount of detailed research which has come out in such a short period of time since FSM theory's public announcement. Especially the correlations to brain morphology, and string (noodle) theory. My guess is further research in this area will only prove still more fruitful. For example its immediately applicable to investigations into dark matter, which addresses the issue of mass which we cannot currently detect, but must be there. Well anyone who has eaten a full plate of pasta is familiar with the idea of something being heavier than how it actually looks. Indeed expansion of the universe could very well be tied to expanding waistlines. And has anyone attempted to detect the flavor of so called "red shifts"? More like drips of "red sauce". I truly hope some journalist can get to Bush and ask if he would be for teaching FSM theory in conjunction with ID, in as straight a face as possible. Please Flying Spaghetti Monster, make it so! holmes "...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros)
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Mammuthus Member (Idle past 6505 days) Posts: 3085 From: Munich, Germany Joined: |
I should have posted it yesterday but ran out of time. This Flying Spaghetti Monster website goes way beyond mere humor. He got a response from 3 members of the Kansas Board of Education who struggled and lost against the conservative majority.
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster The site includes the idea, a forum, and the Kansas State emails.It is truly a funny site and a clever idea. He is thinking of suing the Kansas Board of Education to have FSM included in the science class along side ID
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1374 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
i don't.
there's nothing wrong with poetry, and to assign it the same status as id is just plain insulting to the talented poets of the world.
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jar Member (Idle past 424 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Just as matter and anti-matter colide yielding pure energy, the FSM diet is the quickest way to lose weight and become more energetic.
One plate of pasta and one plate of anti-pasta yeild 0 calories and pure energy. Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1374 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
yes, but only if you very precisely measure the amounts, otherwise you get an uncontrollable gaseous reaction.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Letting the religious right teach ID in schools is like ... letting someone who can't add check your long division. we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmerican.Zen[Deist
{{{Buddha walks off laughing with joy}}}
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Where's the IPU crowd? They should get equal billing too.
we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmerican.Zen[Deist
{{{Buddha walks off laughing with joy}}}
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1374 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
but you don't need to add for long division!
just subtract!
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Yaro Member (Idle past 6526 days) Posts: 1797 Joined: |
Great stuff.
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Thor Member (Idle past 5940 days) Posts: 148 From: Sydney, Australia Joined: |
Well, I am a convert. I think I'll devote my life from here on to spreading the wisdom of the great FSM.
Yes, that's right. I'm going to become a Pasta Pastor. On the 7th day, God was arrested.
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jar Member (Idle past 424 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
The High Priest is Papa Pastor Pasta.
Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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