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Topic: Gay penguins
Message 16 of 22 (195021)
03-28-2005 6:15 PM
You see, penguins in zoos are not given an environment with sufficiently deep water into which they may achieve a depth of dive that will attain extreme inner ear pressures necessary to produce exclusively heterosexual fantasies and desires. Or so my Roman Catholic priest uncle informed me and the other altar boys so many years ago.
There's a Perfectly Understandible Reason ...
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Message 17 of 22 (195024)
03-28-2005 6:30 PM
Message 16 by Abshalom 03-28-2005 6:15 PM
Re: There's a Perfectly Understandible Reason ...
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I'm concerned that the teaching of gay penguinhood in schools will lead to some gay children becoming penguins Re: the homosexual (penguin) agenda
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Message 19 of 22 (195060)
03-28-2005 9:54 PM
Message 18 by mick 03-28-2005 7:14 PM
gots ta be the formal wear
I'm concerned that the teaching of gay penguinhood in schools will lead to some gay children becoming penguins
the horror... the horror...
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From: Snyder, Texas, USA
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Damn, I wish you folks were all here so that I could tell my very visual penguin joke!
Re: gots ta be the formal wear
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Message 21 of 22 (195076)
03-28-2005 10:53 PM
Message 20 by Coragyps 03-28-2005 10:07 PM
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. Re: gots ta be the formal wear
"Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answers,"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background the other dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a fiery stare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back to the Pope. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, still puzzled, answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with a furious glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and asks, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
The Pope replies, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their,cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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From: San Diego, CA
Message 22 of 22 (195110)
03-29-2005 12:38 AM
Message 1 by Lammy 02-09-2005 12:37 PM
On Japanese TV yesterday, they were talking about how, in some species of frog, sometimes a male mounts another male. When that happens, it's up to the "mountee" to "sing the appropriate song" and get the other fella down. I found it interesting that the ability to discriminate between sexes can be so ... limited.
Then while reading,
"Individual Development & Evolution" (Gottlieb) p. 167 writes:
Another remarkable organism--environment coaction occurs routinely in coral reef fish. These fish live in spatially well-defined, social groups in which there are many females and few males. When a male dies or is otherwise removed from the group, one of the females initiates a sex reversal over a period of about two days in which she develops the coloration, behavior, and gonadal physiology and anatomy of a fully functioning male (Shapiro, 1981).
Nemo... say it ain't so! ;)
Nature is cool.
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