quote of the day

"I believe in 'live and let live'. And anyone who does agree with that, take 'em outside an shoot 'em." ~ Carlin"A lot of Christians wear a cross. Do you think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fucking cross?" ~ Hicks"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day" ~ Sinatra"Women are hard to please. And when you do please them, they're hard to get rid of." ~ Oni- Oni

"Nigga, please!" ~Cedric the Entertainer- Oni

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." ~ Jack Handy- Oni