I Need A Job. Please Help Me.

I live in Las Vegas, Nevada, and I have a Ph.D. in mathematics. Can anyone please help me to find work?

Yes, it's a genuine question.I have a Ph.D. in mathematics.

My current plan is to become a substitute teacher and I would rather do that than become a trader in derivatives even if they paid me ten times as much. That said, if that was the only option open to me, I would certainly do that. I don't have many principles that I'd go to the stake for.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't feel comfortable with that.If you know any economists personally, I have done some pure mathematics in neo-classical economics that would certainly advance my career if I knew who to present my results to in which format to whom.

Oh, theoretical. I've worked out some things which I think might be useful, but the field in which I am known is in my judgment about as useful as a soap herring.I have figured out some math which is kind of in between.No particular specialty any more, 'cos I'm a genius. In the course of my research I invented linear optimization and proved that my solution solved it. That would have been way more impressive if I'd been the first person to do that rather than just doing it as a fucking hobby.I wished at the time that I could do something else. My little brother is using his computer science skills to cure cancer, the smug little bastard. (I love him.)