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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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Snake-Handling Pentecostal Pastor Dies From Snake Bite - ABC News
quote: Ironic that those who rally so vigorously against the Theory of Evolution seem to be most likely to succumb to Natural Selection.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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Except they tend to pass on the dumbass gene well into breeding age and hence ensure a new generation of prodigy. Don't you mean 'in-breeding age'?
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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The further irony is that the verse they rely on for handling snakes, Mark 16:18, is not in the earliest manuscripts, which finish at vs 8. Indeed. Ultimately, I remember this being a discussion topic in Bible study when I was young and I recall the youth pastor always referring to this passage as being merely metaphorical. A bit of a throwback to the notion of the Serpent being Satan in the Garden of Eden. But like many passages, not meant to be taken literally.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
Palin: If I were president, 'Waterboarding is how we'd baptize terrorists'
quote: Ah, Sarah. How comedians miss thee...
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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quote: I have a suggestion: can we import a few snakes from overseas for these lunatics? Maybe a King Brown from Australia or a Black Mamba from Africa. My guess is these bozos are going to find out quite rapidly what happens when you mess with those serpents. Hey, if they truly believe they can handle snakes without fear, that should include ALL snakes, right?
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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Oh look, she uses The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion as a text for homeschooling, it's part of the fifth-grade curriculum. Might as well toss in Dianetics at this stage. Or go for the trifecta and also include 'Atlas Shrugged'. This is what us Canadians might call the 'Looney Hat Trick'.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
Ken Ham strikes again:
Creationist Ken Ham Says Aliens Will Go To Hell So Let's Stop Looking For Them | HuffPost Religion
quote: At least we know who the aliens will use their death ray on first!
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
Well, there you have it. It's been a ruse by those evil grey aliens all along!
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/...live-alligator-into-wendys
quote: Twenty bucks says he also yelled 'See yah later Alligator!' when he pulled this stunt.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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For those that might not be familiar with the case, a Stanford swim team student was found guilty of rape and was given a slap on the wrist as a punishment. Despite the lax sentence, his idiot father decided to chime in:
Brock Turner's father says son shouldn't suffer for '20 minutes of action'
quote: Well, if it was just 20 minutes of action, I guess it's ok. And I am sure David Turner would have been totally understanding if it was his daughter that endured a rape for 20 minutes. This type of nonsense honestly reminds me of the Affluenza Teen and his moronic mother and father. It seems that once you are rich, the laws just don't apply to you.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
Maybe he used one of these:
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
AZPaul3 writes:
You forgot the part where they roll around on the ground grabbing their ankles for minutes at a time.(real football - not that fakey football the rest of the world plays where you run up and down the field for 90 mins. trying to not score and, for the most part, succeeding).
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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Bangs don't create Apparently he's never heard of popcorn. Proves what I have always believed: you can't have Twitter without a lot of twits. Edited by Diomedes, : No reason given.
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