Loony Of The Week

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"If I were in charge," Palin said Saturday during a Stand And Fight rally at Lucas Oil Stadium, "[our enemies] would know that waterboarding is how we'd baptize terrorists."

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If waterboarding was the standard means of baptism, how many Christians would there be?(I can see Faith standing in line.)

But is it "new" information? And is it "beneficial"?

Don't worry. You still get the Lifetime Achievement Award.

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Mark 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them;

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I wonder what the Snake-Handlers would think of a Cyanide-Drinking cult.

If I recall correctly - and there's a chance that I do - Buzsaw believed that the serpent in the Garden of Eden was a dinosaur who lost his legs for deceiving Eve.

And there's your proof that three on a match is unlucky.

The cause-and-effect relationship between madness and conservatism is more of a chicken-and-egg thing, isn't it?

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"We want our democracy to be based on Christianity. Any other religion would make it a theocracy."

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Well, Christianity isn't "a" religion; it's "the" religion. All others are just branches of the same false religion.

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"This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation."

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What about Mr. Spock? Will he have to commute?

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'I know that at least ten ISIS fighters have been caught coming across the Mexican border in Texas,' he said.

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Well, you can't get people stirred up about Mexicans crossing the Mexican border. Mexicans are cute and cuddly. They're working at McDonalds.But if Muslims are crossing the Mexican border, we have to stop that.If only the Muslims were behind global warmng....

In Canada you can walk into a bank wearing a ski-mask and nobody bats an eye (of course, there are no security guards anyway) - but it would probably raise some eyebrows at the border. Mind you, trying to strip search a Canadian in winter could take weeks.

You can't keep us out with a fence. We'll just build a snow ramp on our side and jump it with our snowmobiles.

See? Faith has been right all along.

Benny Hill:

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One episode of The Benny Hill Show had Hill going into the wrong restroom after hitting his head and reading the sign as "Laddies". Another sketch had a woman wearing slacks go into the "pants" restroom, and a Man in a Kilt go into the "skirt" restroom.

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Well, around here it does have to warm up to snow.