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Topic: Humor
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Dan Carroll
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Message 16 of 79 (60156)
10-08-2003 5:19 PM
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One of my favorites has Jesus and Moses out on a fishing trip. They've caught their quota, and they're ready to head home. So Moses stands up, raises his staff, and the lake parts. He walks back to shore. So Jesus gets up, steps out off the boat intending to walk across the water, and immediately sinks to the bottom. Moses parts the water again, pulls Jesus out, and Jesus says, "I don't understand what went wrong! It worked so well the last time!" Moses responds, "Yeah, but that was before you had those holes in your feet."
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Dan Carroll
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Message 17 of 79 (72055)
12-10-2003 9:37 AM
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Humor... RESURRECTED.
More funny...
Supply Side Jesus by Al Franken and Don Simpson and Bob the Angry Flower in WWJD? ------------------ Mrs. Krabappel: Are there any questions? Bart: Yes, how would I go about creating a half-man/half-monkey type of creature? Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God schmod! I want my monkey-man!
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Dan Carroll
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Message 18 of 79 (72301)
12-11-2003 1:28 PM
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Cthulhu, take special notice...
More humor, damn you!
Who Will Be Eaten First? by Howard Hallis
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Rei
Member (Idle past 7043 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: 09-03-2003
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Message 19 of 79 (72326)
12-11-2003 3:48 PM
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Just so you know, Dan.. even though you haven't been getting many responses, we're all enjoying these, so keep them coming. ... We're laughing quietly so our bosses don't hear us. ------------------ "Illuminant light, illuminate me."
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Rei
Member (Idle past 7043 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: 09-03-2003
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Message 20 of 79 (72336)
12-11-2003 4:27 PM
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(an actual proselytizing poster... thank you, Nigeria, for keeping us amused ). ------------------ "Illuminant light, illuminate me."
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Dan Carroll
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Message 21 of 79 (72495)
12-12-2003 9:46 AM
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Reply to: Message 19 by Rei 12-11-2003 3:48 PM
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Thanks, Rei. Now nobody will ever be able to shut me up. I know it's not actually creation/evolution related, but today's Diesel Sweeties made me laugh so hard I just had to share it. And no, I don't know why it made me laugh as hard as it did. I never do with this comic.
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Dan Carroll
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Message 22 of 79 (72510)
12-12-2003 11:19 AM
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And aw heck... just to keep with the creo/evo theme, here's another Bob strip.
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Rei
Member (Idle past 7043 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: 09-03-2003
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Message 23 of 79 (72600)
12-12-2003 7:58 PM
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A little off topic, but... ------------------ "Illuminant light, illuminate me."
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roxrkool
Member (Idle past 1019 days) Posts: 1497 From: Nevada Joined: 03-23-2003
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Message 24 of 79 (72610)
12-12-2003 8:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 23 by Rei 12-12-2003 7:58 PM
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What a funny little red 'x.'
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NosyNed
Member Posts: 9004 From: Canada Joined: 04-04-2003
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Message 25 of 79 (72611)
12-12-2003 9:05 PM
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Reply to: Message 24 by roxrkool 12-12-2003 8:47 PM
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Fav
Yes, and Red is my favorite color!
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Rrhain
Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined: 05-03-2003
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What a funny little "This page cannot be displayed" error. ------------------ Rrhain WWJD? JWRTFM!
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NosyNed
Member Posts: 9004 From: Canada Joined: 04-04-2003
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Message 27 of 79 (72663)
12-13-2003 9:57 AM
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Reply to: Message 26 by Rrhain 12-13-2003 6:01 AM
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registration to site
It seems you are requiered to be registered. ------------------ Common sense isn't
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Rei
Member (Idle past 7043 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: 09-03-2003
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Message 28 of 79 (73907)
12-17-2003 9:22 PM
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Reply to: Message 27 by NosyNed 12-13-2003 9:57 AM
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Re: registration to site
Bah... I don't want to have to take the time to copy it to my website But I bet this one will link OK Ah, I love engrish... ------------------ "Illuminant light, illuminate me."
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Silent H
Member (Idle past 5850 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: 12-11-2002
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Message 29 of 79 (73947)
12-17-2003 11:27 PM
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Reply to: Message 28 by Rei 12-17-2003 9:22 PM
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Excellent... I've been into Engrish.com for a long time. The first time I found it I had to give myself a break because I was laughing way too much. ------------------ holmes
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apostolos
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Message 30 of 79 (74598)
12-21-2003 6:34 PM
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logical quote?!?!?!?
While I don't approve some of the content of this thread, the quote I heard recently was so good I had to share it. I laughed very hard when I first heard it because of the sheer falliciousness of it. Well here it goes:
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.
Russ
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