If they didn't stop my letters from reaching her, I know she could learn to love me.
And those stupid form-letter restraining orders they send back are just getting annoying.
"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus; a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffery Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek. Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
-Stewie Griffin