(after all, don't they say one just happened to 'burp' up the universe so the big bang could grab it, and sail on out expanding with it?
Grabbing? Sailing? WTF?
I didn't think the big bang model was that hard to comprehend, but I guess I was wrong. It's honestly comical how creationists get it wrong. Like, I wonder if they're even trying, but then, given how dismissive they are of science they don't agree with, I doubt they're doing much more than trying to ape people who sound like they know what they're talking about.