The best bit, of course, is:
quote:
Freedom is a dangerous thing, and you might be exposed to things you don’t want to hear
So, obviously, we need to protect you poor innocent college students from anything remotely resembling freedom, lest you be corrupted. The best way to do that is simply to deny your freedom completely. Don't worry, we'll tell you what to think and how to act. Won't that be nice? No worries. No dangerous ideas. No unapproved thoughts. Welcome to The United Fundamentalist Theocracy of America.