Dude, Thor is gonna gonna slap you upside the head with Mjollnir for your blasphemy.
...ahem!
and you know those greeks were all dirty homersexuals.
Ah, they ain't so bad. Yeah, Poseidon was a bit of a pussy, but Dionysus was good for a few laughs. Used to drink with him a lot, but he couldn't hold his booze as well as people think.