Assumptions

And so presumably I can write off the creationist belief that some people and animals were magicked into existence by God.Well, case closed then. Unless there is something wrong with your argument.

Oh, you're one of those.Let me ask you a couple of questions:(1) What was the first textbook of thermodynamics you learned from when you first studied thermodynamics? What's that, you have never studied thermodynamics and you know damn-all about it?(2) Why do you suppose you can't find a single professor of thermodynamics who believes in your bizarre ignorant delusions about thermodynamics? (There's a big hint there in the question in case you're stumped for an answer.)

My car, for example, is the beaming bouncing baby of Mr. Honda and Ms. Civic. They were hoping for a girl, but they got a car. C'est la vie.